The Characters that are being asked are, Matthew Carmine, Dr. N. Crowley, and Dexter Miles. (Characters I made up for a video series called The Damn and Forgotten I still might do… maybe.
1-Take one,(or more than one), of your Oc's and answer the questions as if they were the ones talking.
2-I'm the one asking the questions so they can talk back to me (ie, insult, tell me to fuck off, whatever), think of this as an interview XD.
3-Always credit me for making this quiz and link back, i always love to read them <3. (wich means you have to put " Original Quiz by :devtheultimateangel: and a link to this deviation" somewhere on your journal/deviation and show me pleeeeeease <3).
4-You can post this in your journal or as a deviation, i don't mind as long as you credit me and show me <33.
Now then, let's begin!!!!
1- Hey there, i'm ULTI, what is your name, lad???
M: Names Matthew Carmine! Expert mercenary! Don't be star struck, I'm very approachable.
C: Why hello there! My name is Doctor Ned Crowley, and I am totally not my twin brother in disguise.
D: Dexter Miles! Evil genius! Creator of the all-powerful cybernetic army called the Deckers!
2-Huuuum, that's a nice name, now, how old are you??
M: Around 20 or so, long story.
C: Well over 200 years, I'm undead I can live quite a long time.
3-AWWW what a surprise. So, what do you like to do??
M: Killing the undead, completing merc jobs, getting paid, killing my enemy, etc.
C: Raising the dead, necromancy… for science of course! I am a Doctor after all.
D: Making robotic minions and conquering the world.
4-Haha wow, didn't expect that. Is there something you hate??
C: *Points to Matt* Him.
D: I second that emotion!
5-Oooh interesting. Do you have a crush on someone??
C: My love is science.
D: I HAD an internet girlfriend but we broke up. But now my love is for Sandra!
M: Dude, isn't that the severed head of that robot cheerleader I killed?
D: Don't listen to him Sandra!
6-Have you had s*x yet?? No??
M: Oh sure lots of time! *Applejack lie*
C: Before my Zombification yes. But now I have no need of it.
D: More than you can count!
M: Milles! The robots don't count!
7-Poor you, okay, do you like fruit?? Vegetables??
M: Bleh! I'll stick to real food!
C: I prefer flesh.
D: Fruit… was I the only one gave a normal answer!
8-Who is your worst enemy??
M: Out of all of them, Good old Crowley over there!
C: Why thank you, I'll be sure to gut you after this interview and feed you flesh to the dogs!
D: Everyone is my enemy!
9-Is there someone you want to kill??
M: I like my enemy too much to kill them.
C: *Points to Matt again* I'm going to kill this pansy.
D: I want to kill everybody in the world! Man I love that song!
10-Ouch, harsh. Okay, what is your favorite color??
11-Awesome, now, do you have a favorite book?? Wich one??
M: Comics and video game books. I can't just choose one!
C: The Divine Comedy.
D: What's a book?
12- Do you like to watch tv or movies?? Why??
M: If it wasn't for TV, I wouldn't be the badass I am today!
C: No time, too much science at hand.
D: I use the internet for everything.
13-How would you say your relationship is right now, from 1-10??
M: 0. I'm Single ladies.
C: 10. I love my science.
D: 10! Me and Sandra will be together forever!
M: It's a severed head Miles!
14-Awww so cute, do you like kittens??
M: Pet all da kittys!!
C: I do like cats, buts its always so sad that I have to cut them up into ittie bittie little pieces! *clears throat* For medical science of course!
D: I hate cats! Their such a pain in the ass! The way they meow, and piss everywhere, and their shit just smells so bloody horrible!
15- Have you ever cried?? When and why please.
M: I aint got time to cry.
C: Same here
D: *crying* Why did you have to die Sandra! Why!!!
16-Are you a species that is not human?? Which??
M: I'm a Khajit.
D: Half Argonian half Dragon.
17-How tall are you?? Your weigh please??
M: Hell if I know.
C: 6 foot so.
D: 5,4… what I'm 16!
18-How is the relationship with your parents??
M: Good actually!
C: Their no longer alive but they would be proud of me.
D: I guess its ok…
C: I heard you whine when your away from your mother for less than an hour.
19-Do you like the beach??
M: Love it!
C: Hate it.
D: I don't go outside much.
20-Do you think i'm random?? I love to annoy you.
C: Not at all! Hey, I made brownies anyone want one!
D: I'll have one- wait! You poisoned them didn't you!
M: No! But the bastard put fucking laxatives in them! *runs to the bathroom*
21-What world do you live in??
M: We all live in the Deadlands.
C: What was once "America" got turned into a land savaged and dead due to the undead hordes.
D: This is why I live in the damn UK!
22-Do you believe in destiny??
23-Do you like hoodies??
M: I do but I prefer trenchcoats!
C: I like my medical clothes instead.
D: I wear good old cyber punk gear along with my hoodie!
24-Do you think society is sh*t??
M: Seeing how everything is dead yes!
C: I like to see the undead, so no.
25-If you could have one wish, what would you wish for??
M: To get rid of this damn undead nightmare.
C: I have to time for such childish things
D: *says under breath* …friends…
26-Do you like money??
M: Fuck yeah! That's why I'm a merc!
C: Well of course.
D: Dosh! Grab it while you can lads!
27-The world suddenly stops and time is frozen, you are the only one who can move and do things.....what do you do???
M: Have as much fun as I can until it stops!
C: As much as I hate to say it, fix it
D: Fix it! It would make my job WAY to easy!
28-If you could be one villian of any movie/videogame/anime, wich one would you be???
M: Shao Kahn from Mortal Kombat!
C: The Patriarch from Killing Floor.
D: Handsome Jack from Borderlands 2.
29-A dying dog is on the street, is raining and people ignore it's pitiful cries for help....what do you do???
M: Try to help it!
C: Let it die, but then turn it into a hell hound.
D: Save it then turn it into a cybernetic dog like Rex from Fallout New Vegas
30-You go on the internet and find a clearly photoshoped photo of your Boyfriend/Girlfriend kissing another man/woman you don't even know....how do you solve this???
M: I'm single but you did say my GF would be kissing another women. Bow chicha bow wow!
C: Science is my only love.
D: I'm with Carmine!
31-You find a thief stealing a bank and he tells you that if you help him scape, he'll give you some cash, lots of cash for you to enjoy....do you help him????
M: Help him. But then kill him and steal the money for myself!
C: O Same!
D: I do like the way he thinks!
32-What do you think about politics??
M: Don't care.
33-Turtles are cute....right??
M: I like turtles!
C: I guess their ok.
D: They would be cooler if they breathed fire.
34-OH noes, your favorite shirt has been runied by your Bf/Gf....how do you react???
M: Single! My favorite shirt safe!
C: My apron always gets dirty. From all the blood that gets on it.
D: Sandra was leaking oil from her open neck hole. I had to get rid of her… WHY!
35-Your BF/GF is drawing a portrait of you, and it looks so good you think it's a photo....you try to do the same the next day but it comes so shitty you want to cry.....do you show him, or not??
M: Single, but I do hope she likes stick figures!
C: I tire of these questions.
36-Do you like high heels??
M: They make me feel pretty.
C: The hell is wrong with you!
D: I'm just gonna. Move my chair away from him now.
37-What do you think about long nails???
C: I prefer claws.
38-I heard you like fish....is that true???
C: Piranhas yes.
D: Robot Piranhas are better!
39-Jewellry is a woman's treasure...but not everyone of them likes it, what would be the perfect gift for your BF/GF, in your opinion??
M: A loaded shotgun.
C: A mutilated corpse.
D: The fuck is wrong with you two!
40-Tell me how you feel this very moment.
M: I want something to punch!
C: Don't mind me just cleaning my bone saw.
D: Just playing Tetris here.
41-How many money have you been paid to attend this interview??
M: Money!? We're getting for this!
C: I was told that too!
D: It's a trap!
42-If you could tell your creator something....what would that be???
M: You're awesome! Now give me that sky fortress I want!
C: Creator? Must be that 4th wall Matt always talks about.
D: …Let me win this war…
43-Do you think love is worth anything???
C: I second that.
44-Do you wish to have kids in the future??
M: Well of course! I shall call my son Richard Williams! Or Dick Williams for Short!
C: *facepalm* I can't believe he made a penis joke. Anyway. My zombies ARE my children, I created every one of them with Element 115.
D: I would need someone to carry on my ways.
45-Cuuute, okay, you get shot by the 10 years bazooka (from KHR) and find yourself 10 years in the futute, what do you see??
M: Statues of me. Because I would of saved the world and then took it over.
C: Me ruling the world.
D: World domination baby!
46-Do you like rainbows?? Everyone likes rainbows...
M: Rainbow Dash is like my 6th favorite pony.
D: Double Rainbow all the way!
47-Are you strong?? How much from 1 to 10??
M: When my cybernetic implants turn on it gets cranked up to 11!
C: About a 4. Mostly dead flesh.
D: 10… *applejack lie*
48-Do you use any kind of weapon?? Sword maybe??
M: Beside my guns and my own fists! I do use my good old war hammer!
C: Next to my old morph claws, my hacksaw.
D: My Decker brand sword! And a lot of realistic digital guns!
49-Do you know how to dance??
C: I never learned how actually.
D: I asked my mom for a flamethrower, she sends me to ballet school. You know I actually felt sorry for turning here blender into a robot butler.
50-Someone you care about is dying, how do you react, what do you do??
M: If I can't help them, I will mourn for them. But not for long, there is no time in war.
C: I just fire up my mojo and turn them into a walking corpse.
D: Hope they like being part cybernetic!
51-Do yo have any brothers?? Sisters?
M: Don't think so, but I do have a bunch of clones of myself that I use as troopers in my army! Aint that right guys! *Sounds of gunshots are heard* Oi! Quit shooting yourselves! I swear, because my last name is Carmine those clones are damn bullet magnets!
C: No family, just my zombies.
D: I got cousins.
52-You are dreaming of being in Silent Hill....and piramid head is after you....what the hell do you do???
M: OH FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUN!!!!
C: Who? I don't play Silent Hill sorry.
D: ROBOTS! PROTECT YOU MASTER AS HE RUNS AWAY!!!
53-Your BF/GF gets kissed by a random stranger, do you kill him?? Maim him?? Burn him???
M: Single again! Buuuuut… I would gut him, or shoot him in the head, or burn him in acid, *keeps talking to himself*
C: I'm done answering these type of questions.
D: Single, but I would kill him Mortal Kombat style!
54-You have been awarded with the "Best knight in shining armor" award, what does it mean to you?? Are you happy??
M: Gee! I don't know what to say! I stepped on a lot of people to get where I am! But I would like to say I'm better then all of-
C: Hey Carmine! Zip it! If I won it, I be grateful. Its been a while since I won a science award. That is a science award right?
D: That's right! Bow down to your king!
55-Last question, ladies and gentlemen, what is the thing/person/whatever, that above ALL, you will never let go from your life???
M: My teammates. As much as they're a bunch of assholes. Their my friends.
C: I know what I'll never let go. My grudge to kill you and you TDAF freaks! *Throws bonesaw at Matt*
M: Missed bitch! *tackles Crowley and the two start fighting*
C: I'm going to skip this one… Later! Deckers! Attack! *Runs away as Miles troops attack everybody*
M: Bring it on! You and me! One of us are going! And it'll probably will be you!
That's it, this interview has come to an end, thanks for watching, we hope to see you next monday!! Dont change the channel!!! Tag if you feel like it!!!! Just remember to show me!!!